But since you’re reading, thought you should see something.
These are my feet after that fire. Look. They’re under the feet, and the only injury I sustained. It didn’t hurt, surprisingly.
The blaze began under my feet, under the deck. I went out barefoot because I did not see a fire. It was burning beneath me, from a place I had no access.
I’m better now, and looking forward to making your life uncomfortable. What have I got to lose, amirite?